DO NOT WANT.

ON SO MANY LEVELS. D= I have never been happier to have a penis than right now because MY GOD.

I was expecting the reviews to be bad, but Mein Gott. WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN. (Note, the second link is probably - for me - up there with Blowfly Girl in terms of pure squick. Actually, all of them are squick on some level ( Read more... )

Poll So, I just got chewed out in the middle of lecture for leaving to relieve myself. In celebration, have a poll.Personally, I'm leaning between announcing to lecture the status of my innards (because really, nothing livens up vectors like announcing the state of your colon) and pooping directly in my pants. (The latter might be viable if, you know, I wasn't so shy that I'd go and look for unoccupied restrooms every time I'm out in public. Seriously. If ( Read more... )